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DESCRIPTION: A clueless cowgirl with more curves than a Carolina freeway, and more psychotic tendencies than Jeff Dahmer.

TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE: September 1996

SOLD HER SOUL: "You mean I was s'pose to get paid for it?"

SPECIAL REWARD: The ability to raise the dead

MEASUREMENTS: 36DD-22-36

HEIGHT: Tall enough to reach the switch on the meat saw

BLOOD TYPE: "There ain't no blood in my alcohol stream"

DRINK: Bloody Mary

OCCUPATION: A bodacious bimbo with a taste for flesh and a fascination with death.

SEXIEST MONSTER: The Re-Animator

PASSIONS: Bloodbaths, home autopsy, watching the Cooking Channel, the sound of tearing flesh, riding mechanical bulls

LOATHINGS: Reluctant victims, all those dead bodies going to waste, empty kegs, and those little packets of flavorless gum sold in truckstop bathrooms

SIGNATURE COLOR: Blood Red

FAMOUS QUOTE: "Yeah, they're real, and they're spectacular!"

EPITAPH: "To Hell With Me"