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DESCRIPTION: Academic librarian goddess and world traveler with a reverence for the written word.

SHE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE: March, 2000

SOLD HER SOUL: For a first class upgrade.

SPECIAL REWARD: Jedi mind trick

MEASUREMENTS: 747

HEIGHT: 34,000 feet.

BLOOD TYPE:

DRINK: Anything, as long as it's STIFF.

OCCUPATION: Librarian

SEXIEST MONSTER: Pontius Pilate.

TURN ONS: Crucifixions, sacriledge, the smell of old books, the mile high club, Mensa membership.

TURN OFFS: Jetlag, nosy customs officers, improper use of the Dewey Decimal System.

SIGNATURE COLOR: Plaid.

FAMOUS QUOTE: "I'm not the librarian you're looking for."

EPITAPH: "Shhhhhhhh!. Quiet please, people are reading!"