DESCRIPTION: Tuff' talkin, heart-breakin' money-hustlin' speedster

TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE: October 31, 1995

SOLD HER SOUL: For a new hot-rod

SPECIAL REWARD: Super-human strength

MEASUREMENTS: 454CI

HEIGHT: High Roller

BLOOD TYPE: 10W40 Castrol GTX

DRINK: Nitro Methane

OCCUPATION: High-rollin' balls-out risk taker. Skilled at high-speed chases, bar brawls, and a mean poker face. She takes the high road at all times, and she will win at all co$ts.

SEXIEST MONSTER: The entire Rat Fink Gang

PASSIONS: Strip poker, Evil Knievel, flame jobs, hit & runs, and a game of Russian Roulette

LOATHINGS: Sunday drivers, holy rollers, Texas liquor laws, and shylocks

SIGNATURE COLOR: Chrome

FAMOUS QUOTE: "Injection is nice, but I'd rather be fully blown."

EPITAPH: "Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live." --Dorothy Parker