Our performances most often consist of dancing for The Flametrick Subs. If you are interested in booking us with the band, contact Clem Hoot: we do not do any booking for the band. We are not available for hire to dance with any other band although, in the past, we have made cameos onstage with other touring acts. Some of the things we have done for hire are:

• cheering
• bartending
• hostessing/mc-ing
• bodyguarding/securing areas
• convention/trade show facilitating
• public spanking and humiliation
• event reporting
• modeling
• and, uh , go-go dancing. Yes, we do that too!

We prefer to work as a group with at least three girls at each event. We will not model nude, so don't bother asking. We are professionals; we get paid. We will consider offers of trade (meals, drinks, travel, merchandise, TFP) so don't be shy about booking us if you have something good to offer, but we don't work for free.

For all booking inquiries, contact Miss Scarlett Fury.