STATS

DESCRIPTION:  a tempestuous redhead with a short fuse.  She’s an explosive combination of sex appeal, alcoholic-abusive behavior, straight razors, and dynamite.

SHE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE:  after the ultimate cocktail.

SOLD HER SOUL:  and never looked back.

SPECIAL REWARD:  indestructibility and a permanent buzz.

MEASUREMENTS:  two nipples, one mouth.

HEIGHT:  5 ½ bottles high.

BLOOD TYPE:  nitroglycerin.

DRINK:  Irish Car Bomb with a double shot of espresso.

OCCUPATION:  demolitions expert.

SEXIEST MONSTER:  Lily Munster. 

SIGNATURE COLOR:  leopard print.

PASSIONS:  Peter Murphy, massive amounts of dark roast coffee, Guy Fawkes, devil’s food cake, drunken master fighting style, evil kitties, the Emerald Isle, fetish photography, brass knuckles, making men beg.

LOATHINGS:  cockroaches, hippies and other pacifists, dud bombs, American “beer,” the color blue, ballerinas, buckets on my head, bad tattoos, the British!

PATRON DEMON:  Glasyalabolas.

FAMOUS QUOTE:  “They mostly come out at night ... mostly.”

EPITATH:  “Shut up and let me sleep!”