
STATSDESCRIPTION: a tempestuous redhead with a short fuse. She’s an explosive combination of sex appeal, alcoholic-abusive behavior, straight razors, and dynamite. SHE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE: after the ultimate cocktail. SOLD HER SOUL: and never looked back. SPECIAL REWARD: indestructibility and a permanent buzz. MEASUREMENTS: two nipples, one mouth. HEIGHT: 5 ½ bottles high. BLOOD TYPE: nitroglycerin. DRINK: Irish Car Bomb with a double shot of espresso. OCCUPATION: demolitions expert. SEXIEST MONSTER: Lily Munster. SIGNATURE COLOR: leopard print. PASSIONS: Peter Murphy, massive amounts of dark roast coffee, Guy Fawkes, devil’s food cake, drunken master fighting style, evil kitties, the Emerald Isle, fetish photography, brass knuckles, making men beg. LOATHINGS: cockroaches, hippies and other pacifists, dud bombs, American “beer,” the color blue, ballerinas, buckets on my head, bad tattoos, the British! PATRON DEMON: Glasyalabolas. FAMOUS QUOTE: “They mostly come out at night ... mostly.” EPITATH: “Shut up and let me sleep!” |
