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DESCRIPTION: A pint-sized powerhouse--explosive combination of speed, skill, and a "take no shit" attitude. Demolitions, weapons, and martial arts expert. A ticking time-bomb with clothes too tight for concealed weapons! SHE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE: October 31, 1995 SOLD HER SOUL: "Every chance I get" SPECIAL REWARD: Super Kung-Fu MEASUREMENTS: 9MM, 12-gauge, .45. Any questions? HEIGHT: Tall enough to fuck you up BLOOD TYPE: Nitroglycerin DRINK: Kamikazes or Molotov Cocktails OCCUPATION: Captain of The Satan's Cheerleaders, Squad 666 SEXIEST MONSTER: Lady Death SIGNATURE COLOR: Baby-girl pink PASSIONS: Chow Yun Fat, prison pen-pal programs, concealed handgun instructors, all-day suckers. LOATHINGS: Smooth-talkin' men, clean fights, height requirements at amusement parks, and the fact that there's no baby-girl pink fighting belt. FAMOUS QUOTE: (about her guns) "I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you." EPITAPH: "Rest in Pieces"DARK SIDE: October 31, 1995 SOLD HER SOU |
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